Thursday, December 22, 2011

Person number one: Where is your vagina?!!
Person number two: (Positioned on all fours)  Has it been that long?!!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Last Night MSN conversations

B.J said:  "Well yeah, there is always a story before a load is shot all over the wall"

Sunday, January 30, 2011

"B.J, if you were a women you would be perfect Maury Povich material."

Thursday, January 20, 2011

You can break your penis ! Yes you heard right!

Contrary to popular belief, a man is able to break his penis. A lot of people assume that since a penis doesn't have any bones inside, it cannot be broken. So being intrigued by this interesting "sexual urban myth"I went ahead and did my research about the wonderful organ called the penis. 
It is called a penile fracture It's an injury caused by the rupture of the tunica albuginea which envelops the corpus cavernosum penis. It is most often caused by a blunt trauma to an erect penis.(Wikileaks)  In other words while your dick is hard and you are thrusting in and out of a women's vagina or an anus or when a women (or man) is riding you like a cowboy trying to tame you like a stallion !  Haahaha   And all of a sudden you hear a popping sound and a terrible pain, you could have fractured your penis. It is very rare but it can happen! Your penis becomes purple and black and I would recommend you to get to a hospital as soon as possible.

While reading about penile fracture I also discovered this practice called  tauaandan  which can result in a penile fracture ! For more information: http://forums.gametrailers.com/thread/taqaandan---penis-popping--sim/978963

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Samantha Jones from Sex and the City ... Our guru

"A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth" -Samantha Jones

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Last Night's msn converstion

Jane said : Ah booboo santa claus is not going to forget us
bj said: sniffs
bj: YES, HE WILL LOL
Jane said: LOL i know..
 we've bad girls and boys
bj said:  That fucker lol
bj said:  He'll probably diagnose up with syphillis lol