Last Night's msn converstion

Jane said : Ah booboo santa claus is not going to forget us
bj said: sniffs
bj: YES, HE WILL LOL
Jane said: LOL i know..
 we've bad girls and boys
bj said:  That fucker lol
bj said:  He'll probably diagnose up with syphillis lol

Last night's MSN conversations

bj said: ohhh do you ever discuss the great sex you had with the person you had it with right after you are done ?
Jane said: yeah
bj said:  hahah ok just checkin' lol
Jane said:  i get all excited like a little girl .... a little girl who just came back from the candy shop !

Dreams ....

 "I always wanted bob hair as a little gay boy lol" - B.J

Quote Of The Week

"COME ON !!! Come over and make my butt leak !!!"

Article of the Week: "DOES THE KARMA SUTRA STILL STAND UP?"

 I decided to make up this label since I always stumble across interesting articles or clips that I'd love to share with ya'll !!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/oct/25/kama-sutra-for-21st-century

Quote Of The Week

" Oh Praise Jesus. Where do you find this shit.....You are like a teenage boy lol. You always have sex on the brain" B.J Hunt speaking about me !!!

Last night's MSN conversation

B.J said:
I think it's kinda weird....Have never really been into it....why dry hump when you can get naked and fuck ?? lol
Jane Doe said:
well dry hump is like a warm up! an appetizer
 you get to test the waters
 no?
 I love it
B.J said:
I guess. I've done it before but gay guys usually just get naked like right away lol

Quote of The week

Jane: "Oh! so you got stood up, so now I'm your plan B then ??!!"
B.J: "Yeah! Most wives are !!"

Work in progress ... literally!! Lol "Can a women be both? Reach orgasms through vaginal stimulation or with the clit??

                                                "Ectasy"(1894) by Wladyslaw Podkowinski
                                                 Depicts the female orgasm

It all started when I attended a little get together at a friend's house. It was all guys but me and this other chick. And as usual, we started talking about sex at the kitchen table.  So she was talking about how she is able to come vaginally and with the help of her clitoris. And I being straight forward, told her that I have never experience a vaginal orgasm. And that the common belief is that your either one or the other.  At that instant it hit me !!! I've been so obsessed with my clit (like a man is with his penis) that I totally forgot I had this vessel full of hidden treasures !

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                     Here's a little map to help you reach your treasure!  Number 4 = G-spot

This vessel was my vagina, such a beautiful word.  Ever since that conversation, I've been on a  mission to discover my g-spot. I must say, I've spent countless hours in bed exploring my vagina, touching, rubbing stroking the interior walls. I feel like I am blind and discovering my front lawn garden ! My mission has been proven successful, I can't stress enough the importance for a women to understand how her sexual organs function.  And most of all, being able to reach orgasm on her own, it's claiming control over one's body. A lot of women have this notion that " A man is going to do that for me" Yes, I do agree, he does have a part in it but SHE should be able to make herself come ALONE before anything else So spend time with yourself ladies ! Get to know yourself, I assure you many doors will open !! (no pun intended)

Where have you had sex ??!!

So I was talking with someone about sex, you know the usual "Sooooo where have you had sex lately ??!!"
And the story goes like this ...
She was with this guy she was seeing and they were at Kentucky Fried Chicken, it was Tuesday. And if ya'll know what Tuesday is at KFC, let's just say that it's PACKED. So after having "le petit deux du mardi' HA!  A certain urge came over them and they decided to do something about it. This sexual tension that was inhabiting their bodies was to hard to shrug off, they made they're way towards the bathrooms. To be more precise, the handicap one since there's much more "leg room" and a handicap bar which facilitates certain sexual positions.  So There you go, sex in the handicap bathroom at KFC.

I have to admit we've all heard stories about frolicking at the movies. But this story brings frolicking to a whole new level.  So once again my friend was with her flavor of the month "manly man" at the movies. I forgot the name of the movie but in any case this isn't a blog about cinema unless it has something  to do with Lars Van Trier's latest flick "Antichrist" then for SURE we would have a topic of discussion. And for anyone  who hasn't  heard about this movie well you should, so this is the trailor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw03QayJ2fU     So our two love birds decided to get busy in back of the back row on the floor,  next to the wall where the projectors are. My first impression: "Isn't that kind of dirty??!!" But then again ... passion, lust and that unexplained fire inside of you that just makes you loose all your senses. We love it!!

Quote of the Week

"When the river flows red take the muddy road up"

Last night's MSN conversations

Jane Doe says:
 argh
 what r u doing? masturbating ?
 over a sear's add?
 lol
BJ says:
 OMG Did I tell that story when I was drunk beofre or something ?? lol... I actually used to do that as a young gay boy ;lol
Jane Doe says:
 no
 OMG i used to that when i was a young heterosexual girl
BJ says:
 hahahah to Sears ads ?? lol...that's kinda gross and unatural for young straight girls to do. Gross. Shame on you ;)
Jane Doe says:
 ha
 yeah sears
 would you stop with the "unatural" for the majority of the UNited States your not natural
 lol
 true though..
 sad but true