So I was talking with someone about sex, you know the usual "Sooooo where have you had sex lately ??!!"
And the story goes like this ...
She was with this guy she was seeing and they were at Kentucky Fried Chicken, it was Tuesday. And if ya'll know what Tuesday is at KFC, let's just say that it's PACKED. So after having "le petit deux du mardi' HA! A certain urge came over them and they decided to do something about it. This sexual tension that was inhabiting their bodies was to hard to shrug off, they made they're way towards the bathrooms. To be more precise, the handicap one since there's much more "leg room" and a handicap bar which facilitates certain sexual positions. So There you go, sex in the handicap bathroom at KFC.
I have to admit we've all heard stories about frolicking at the movies. But this story brings frolicking to a whole new level. So once again my friend was with her flavor of the month "manly man" at the movies. I forgot the name of the movie but in any case this isn't a blog about cinema unless it has something to do with Lars Van Trier's latest flick "Antichrist" then for SURE we would have a topic of discussion. And for anyone who hasn't heard about this movie well you should, so this is the trailor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw03QayJ2fU So our two love birds decided to get busy in back of the back row on the floor, next to the wall where the projectors are. My first impression: "Isn't that kind of dirty??!!" But then again ... passion, lust and that unexplained fire inside of you that just makes you loose all your senses. We love it!!
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